LonELY...

Me and Champ are all alone now! Everyone is gone....however, we do have another little furry friend staying with us~ we have calle for the week, Champ's girlfriend!  So, today my run consisted of dragging around two golden retreivers, blah!  Not to mention I am already bored...I layed out for awhile, boring, watched tv, pretty little liars(which I adore)... then got bored....so...the answer~ Shopping! retail therapy~ always a winner! no longer bored ;)

shoots bra...where you going?

So my flyin' hawaiian leaves me tomorrow to go back to 8 mile... :(... Wish him good luck in training camp! Go Lions! ...it's going to be a great season! (say hi to rabbit for me ;) )

I wanna be a Billionaire...

So, I'm having a hard time figuring out how Travie & Bruno (rappers/singers of "Billionaire") are going to end the recession with their billion...they say that they can buy all the things they never had...be rich like Oprah, adopt babies who never had s***...give away mercedes'...do more than fema did in katrina...but then they say "we are in recession" and we will "take a crack at it" ..."probably take whats left [of my money] and just split it up, so everyone that I love can have a couple bucks"...while they did mention that they were in a whole new tax bracket...I think they forgot that they are already down to 1/2 billion...seems like they have a lot to do before they split it up...Can't wait to get my check ;) (I do~however~like this song haha)

Driving~

Ok totally sick of driving!! And if you know us it won't be a surprise to know that of course we didn't reserve a hotel room in San Fran in advance~nope we waited...until this drive... So now I'm cranky because I have no patience for technology and have to book a room when the service is going in and out and I keep losing everything... Mood~ impatient :/! Can't wait to show uke the city though!!

Going up North!

So, finally my husband decided to buckle down and visit my roots...we leave tomorrow morning! Ok babe, I know that one round table and twenty acres that someone else owns now does not sound that appealing, but you will love it...maybe..., I mean you have to, we've been together long enough to visit my home...plus...I think now there's a quiznos ;). We leave tomorrow morning! Peace out B******S!

 

VEgAs!

Okay, so me and jordon are getting old! We thought we were so cool by planning not one, but two trips to Vegas this July~ wrong! after three nights of partying in Vegas we came home did no nothing for about 5 days~ we canned the second trip, canned going out in San Diego with friends...just about everything...we are finally feeling better...lets see where we went wrong?

First of many...Hopefully

OK! I suck at this keeping up with the Kardashians...I mean blogging! But...you will be happy to know that I am done student teaching, and now have a considerable amount of time on my hands...what do I do with it...you know the answer...blog! so....I have been working on some posts for the last few weeks so the should now be flowing like the salmon of capistrano....

In case you didn't know who the tooth fairy was....

Leave it to "A"in our classroom to tell it like it is. Here we are with a group of 24 innocent 2nd graders...oh wait no 23....it's early in the morning we are just coming in and preparing for our day and "A" decides she needed to make an announcement. We have our desks arranged in a big "U" shape and she goes into the middle and says in a loud raspy voice "Hey guys-did you know that the toothfairy is just your mom!"... Some "no's" and "ya's" silently make their way from the rest of the group, when one of our little innocent friends replies, "Umm, I lost a tooth two nights ago, and the tooth fairy brought me money"...to which our little A responds, "Umm, that was probably the 'mom' fairy or the 'dad' fairy"(as she roles her eyes and flips her long brown hair)....

okay so seriously, women, the "your looking tired" comment has got you escape our very impulsive vocabulary...so this morning, I wake up a little late, and say screw the heavy face makeup...put on some cover up and mascara and called it a day...hey I'm still young... so new age. SO anyways, I sprint to school all disheveled and get into the teachers lounge... where the other student teacher so bravely takes one look at me..."long night?" she stares, "poor thing you look tired"... awe sorry E, I forgot to rest up for you last night! whats up with that? I thought it was funny, however, come on women, nonments(non compliments) are not okay, I've heard this one thrown around a time or two....no one wants to here that they look like shit...esp. when they do ;)

learning my own lesson...

So, this week I was super busy and stressed because I had to be observed by my head supervisor in my classroom. I had to do my own 40 minute lesson with the class. I did a lesson about Olympic nutrition. Everything went well. After the supervisor left we let the class kind of wind down and they were just asking funny questions that they could not when she was in class. One kid, Joey, gave us his own lesson....now Joey is the cutest kid, he is a little chubby, has bright blond super curly hair, and has a speech impediment that makes him sound like he is about 3...But Joey is the smartest kid in the class, he is about 2 years above grade level...a little too smart himself sometimes...so there we are answering some questions and he raises his hand..yes Joey...he stands up by his desk, "sometimes you have to be very careful and read the small writing ...companies will trick you, they say healthy, natural, sometimes organic and then there will be like hydrogenated oils, high fructose corn syrup, or that stuff that makes your tummy hurt (rubs his belly), aspartame, like that peanut butter says natural, but it might have bad stuff in it, or a lot of salt".....so there you have it....if a 9 year can spout this off, why can't the rest of us? hahha...

Monday Column of the week.... Gyms and Pervs

Okay...so what is the deal with the showers in gyms? It's like "hit the showers" meets Fast Times at Ridgemont High. To put this into perspective, I frequent two gyms that I would say are pretty well known and pretty popular...both of them with the same unusual shower problem. Let me paint a picture for you...You decide to take a swim at your local gym, or you decide to be the one third of gym members to actually break a sweat during your workout: great. So- now you smell, even better; lets make use of the gym showers. So you try to get naked behind the shower curtain to prepare to wash...your scrubbing along, and wooooo, breast.....ooooh, titty, ahhhh! Nipple!....lets be honest here, having a shower curtain that is tan with a strip through the middle of clear, does not leave much to the imagination...I mean unless your under 5'2", you either gotta hold 'em or let 'em fly, because they are showing. It is my opinion that this is no accident, I mean, we all know who created these showers...guys...really? ...if the curtain is closed, chances are someone is in there...So my question is, why the clear strip? and since I will never know, my advice-- cover up the nips....who knows who could lurking in the locker room....

Haiti Helpers...

So I'm one week down with my student teaching and it is going great!!!! There are the cutest little girls in my class, about four of them, who were so sad about the earthquake in Haiti that they decided they wanted to help....They began making little bracelets and selling them at recess. I told them that I would like to buy one and asked how much they sell them for. They said fifty cents!!! Then I found out that they have made over $110!!! That's hundreds of little bracelets! They sell everyday at both recesses and after school!! They are adorable :) (I think I will tip them!)...

My Little Clay ;)

Alright...so...I finally started my student teaching!!! yay!!! and I love the class and the teacher...they are hilarious...so there's this one little boy...so cute, kyle, reminds me of Clay...for those of you who knew him as a little tyke....he never can actually sit down, he is always stading right by his seat jumping, or up on his knees or bouncing everywhere...so much energy, and today the teacher explained that we will be starting a unit on the olympics starting friday, and this excited him...when the teacher turned her back to go back to the desk little clay (jupimg by the side of his chair)... began to do a little dance he turned to the side with his hands up doing the "walk like an egyptian" dance...unfortunately for him the teacher turned in the middle of the dance and got angry with him, but he looked at me and I smiled and giggled...he was just stinkin funny!

Okay, so now that I am back, I plan on talking A LOT over the next few months as I embark on a new journey the next six months....I will be starting my student teaching in a 3/4 combo class tomorrow and I am so excited....but also scared s***less!!! ;)!! Heres a brief descritption of the last few months while I have been gone....beside school work....packing house in detroit....party in San Fran...moving to Cali....champ move to Cali.. Jordo move to Cali...enjoy are new pool for once...landscape the house...watch our pool turn into puddle of mud...watch the landscape float away....and now I'm blogging...pics to come!!!

I'M BACK B*****es!!!!