Attack of the naked men...

So when you work in retail, often times you are called upon to deal with the mannequins...which is fine. However, they are shaped liked real human beings, except their extremities do not move, and require the smallest outfit they can fit in order to look good. It is hard to dress these things!! well the other morning, I opened the store with one of the lung cancer twins and the night before, the other workers had changed the entire floor...but did not have time to get to the male mannequins....so when we walked in...we were greeted by six naked men...and trust me...they are very lifelike.... so anyway...we began to dismember them in order to get the t-shirts on... creating a CSI scene in our very own store...it looked like a a gay serial killer had come through there... we had naked men laying on the ground with no arms...we had arms lying all over the place....it was hilarious... so then came the challenging part..I had to dress these men....and let me tell you, in order to get the pants on..you really have to take ahold of the mannequin, you throw them over your shoulder, get on the ground, pick them up by their butt, and unfortunately other places...I was hysterical...however, the twin, I do not believe, was so amused...she hadn't had her mountain dew yet.. at one point I had a mannequin with just his button down shirt on and I hadn't buttoned it up all the way...he also had on a necklace... i turned to twin and was like we should just leave him like this...make our store a little edgy...she was like, with a scowl " Umm no, we have to have them dressed all the way before customers come in, and we want to advertise our pants"....ummmm.NO DUH!!!! it was a joke...detroitians.... I keep running into trouble with them...no wonder it is so depressing here...twin-it's okay to laugh....hahha..when she finally realized I was joking she gave a sort of half grin and was like yeah that could be funny....ummm-joke over!!! hahah