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Lung cancer twins

**sorry for not blogging, I really have no real excuse except that I have been busy, I will try to stay on top of it next time!!

Anyways.....so I work for a store that shall remain nameless in a mall that shall remain nameless...and I'm a little sick of it. I mean I get a great discount, they give me pretty flexible hours...just every fricken day....and it really takes no brain power...however, I decided to enter into this working field to make friends...be social..etc... however, there are a few girls I cannot stand....I.E. the lung cancer twins...They are two of the managers at our beautiful store. I call them the lung cancer twins because not only to they start every day with a cigarette and a bottle of mountain dew, but they seem to light up every chance they get, and on my watch...one of them, when confronted by another coworker about her smoking habit said that she started smoking when Tupac died because she was so sad....she's Cambodian??anyways...I believe that's a great excuse for your pack a day, that's always blowing in my face...not too mention she reaks!! But that's not even the one the story is about...its the other twin. Last week I was forced to work at night, not because they forced me, but because I fricken cannot lie. They ask me, "are you doing anything Wednesday night?" well-no I'm not!, but doesn't hanging out with my husband and champ count?? haha...so of course I'll fill in for you, I'm married, going to school, I have no life...so my hours for that night are 4-10pm, which shouldn't be too bad...mall closes at 9pm, as long as I'm done straitening, maybe I can get out early...well I get most of the straitening done before 9, so I'm thinking alright...however, 10 rolls around...and we still have more to do....10:30 rolls around, the manager, whom we are not allowed to leave because no one can be in the store alone still has stuff to do (smoke)...so anyways it's about 11:15 and she tells me that we need to take out the trash..."yipee"...so we take out about 6 loads around the mall to the big trash can in the back...11:30...she tells me that she needs to go to her car....it's personal...but I cant go back into the store..mind you its night in Michigan, it has been raining all day, and it's about 40 degrees...I only have on what I was wearing in the store, a shirt, vest and light jeans...so 5 minutes rolls by, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes...I'm thinking to myself you've got to be kidding, where the h*** is this chick...so I walk back outside towards the parking lot....oh there she is, lung cancer, smoking out back...she says sorry... "i needed a few cigarettes to finish up the night"....yeah while I freeze my a** off, she went out to get her jacket so she could sit outside for half hour and smoke the night away...I wanted to take her cigarette and shove it up.....then take her bottles of mountain dew and .....anyways...just venting, thought you'd like to know about my lovely store, if your in the area and need a smoke...you know where to go!!!

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious, now every time I see Mt. Dew I will laugh....

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