Marley & Me

So today I found myself, like most other days conversing with champ as though he were actually a human person. I mean how many times do I have to look at him and say "nobody puts baby in the corner" when he's trying to get me to play.... and then what was I thinking when I actually pointed to his eyes and told him to focus...I mean Chelsea....he is a dog....he's not going to get motivated to clean the house...or organize your closet...
I have decided I need some real human time. I have gotten my job back at Guess? no literally...Guess.... cute clothes, young people, it will be just what the doctor ordered....sorry Champ, I love you but some things just should not be done....

Stilettos...now I have a place to where them :)

I am woman. I am sport. I am bored.