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Marley & Me

Now for those of you that know me...you know that I played with dolls until high school...now for me I feel like that will give me a leg up on the whole parenting scene...I mean I've already been in a tornado with my children...what more could happen(joke)...I feel as though I will be a great parent.
However, my mother once told me that you can tell a lot about what kind of parent you will be by the way you act with your dog. Lets see what kind I'll be...
This morning...me and champ got ready for our usual walk...I had coffee in one hand...leash in the other...I was wearing the most hideous outfit...total floods for pajama bottoms...bright green socks...tshirt and old fleece..no bra...I was a sight...lets just say Champ was wanting to go a little earlier than usual(it was like 7:30, he usually doesn't get up til about 10:00)
Champ was very excited for our little venture, but what he failed to tell me was that he was excited because the sprinklers were on....
Before I knew it...he was off the porch soaking wet...I thought, whatever...until I could not find my other shoe...then I turned to see champ...shoe in mouth...standing over a sprinkler...
I hopped through the grass on one foot...yelling at him...he thought this was hilarious....he ran all over the back hill...me following...sprinklers roaring...And if that weren't enough...a neighbor...who I did not see out on the porch...came to help me in all the commotion...and while I was laughing, holding my bra-less shirt...he finally got Champ to stop...and handed me my shoe... not to mention the coffee and cup were now on the ground...and another leash is gone...
Just another morning in my life....

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious! This is your niche, I love reading Champ stories....mom

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